Total Medals Earned: 1,309 (From 222 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,565 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/120 points)
Beat the game.
Kill all the enemies.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/40 points)
show a bug who's boss
collect 70 or more coins
complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (85/90 points)
Land a jump with more than 1000 points.
Travel further than 500 metres in one jump.
Beat the game in less than 50 swings.
Travell further than 1000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 2000 points.
Travel further than 2000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 4000 points.
Beat the game in less than 25 swings.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/590 points)
Kill an enemy with your fist
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 12/23 (150/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 6/8 (240/315 points)
Killed 100 zombies.
killed 300 zombies.
Coop shooter mastered a weapon use.
Finished the game.
Maxed a weapon.
Found the better combination.
Finished the game on "Overdosed".
Coop shooter received and mastered the Gatling gun.